By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So you would normally feel the need to poke random manakins...

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frozenfreeze 5

Did it scare the hell out of you when the mannequin screamed back at you?

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moshimoshi1993 8

They say if you watch that, you die in seven days.

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datgirl 0

FML needs a " ROFLMFAO" button and when you click it it would go " that sh*t was hilarious" 

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WiderWille 11

87 and then we introduce the pun button that goes "that stinks" or "thats a shitty situation".

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Blueglasscup 18

Damn how realistic are the mannequins you usually view?

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TKrisha_fml 5

Stick to poking on facbook. And you really should be able to tell the difference between human skin and plastic

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shutupYDI 4

r those eyes real? why don't we get op to check if you are a mannequin too -.-

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Do you normally find enjoyment in poking mannequins, or is this some new fetish that I'm not yet aware of?

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sylverdrag_fml 9

And you have really been keeping a close eye on fetishes, haven't you? Come on, OP was absent-minded, it happens.

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Ninjaknight77 2

Was this a little while ago and was this guy about say 12 or 13 looking? If so that was my cousin you poked.

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