Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his...

By Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

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Sodapop40 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 22:00

They saw me staring at them with terror in my eyes, and quickly came over to ask me if I wanted tto model with their agency? Um, no.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Sunday 23 February 2014 11:40

Run far away.

carcinogenic 7

Sunday 23 February 2014 11:43

Well aren't you the chosen one!

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psychoangeluis 1

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:32

take the blue pill!

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:35

May the force be with you

RandomHavoc1 13

Sunday 23 February 2014 18:04

obviously they were planning on taking your picture and sending it to the prettiest girls contest on fb. duh. ...that is really creepy op, be careful for dudes following close behind you. D:

shadypalmtree 20

Sunday 23 February 2014 18:21

he's choosing you to date his grandson

Naule 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 18:41

Remember some people will call being called "the one" randomly on the street love at first sight.

Bloink 25

Sunday 23 February 2014 18:58

18 I'd prefer a bad speller to a pedophile any day

JoleneDaniel 12

Sunday 23 February 2014 19:41

yeah I noticed that too

awilliams44 9

Sunday 23 February 2014 19:49

u should run away.

GRubi 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 19:53

I don't think I've ever seen an FML that demands a follow-up more than this one does.

Eswizz 8

Sunday 23 February 2014 19:57

Run far. Run fast.

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