By Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML
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Sodapop40 21

They saw me staring at them with terror in my eyes, and quickly came over to ask me if I wanted tto model with their agency? Um, no.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Run far away.

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carcinogenic 7

Well aren't you the chosen one!

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karlcolt45 19

it's Canada, he's probably planning you an apology as we speak

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karlcolt45 19

yeah pedophiles aren't as bad as the people who misspell

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xXanna_ 18

I hope you're not alone.

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Psychicgirl17 18

You weren't the only one that was shopping. Dun dun dun.

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noreia 14

how about walking over and asking what they're talking about? just saying... if you're shopping it's usually rather crowded so a good option to confront someone instead of going home and feel like chicken the next 3 weeks or so over probably nothing but a joke or a rather weird way to start a flirt...

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yerawizardlizzy 27

"Usually rather crowded"? No, actually. Crowds come and go. Even in large malls in big cities I've been the only person in a store before. And yes, let's walk right up to these strangers to make it easier to be grabbed and dragged out of the store. Brilliant.

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brandoneyez1 25

Maybe to hire you to work there? Let's not jump to conclusions.

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Axipiter 24

Yes. Store managers are hiring scouts now to scope out prospective employees shopping at their stores... What?

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brandoneyez1 25

It may not happen like it used to, but I was giving the benefit of the doubt.

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Turbo_Turtle 14

A prank? I think we've all read about things like that.

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