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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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Tuesday 20 October 2009 14:51

Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:30

Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?

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AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:56

Most people get killed by guns, because every retard can buy one, even if he doesn't know how to use it. YDI

somefacts 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:26

That is just plain wrong, most gun deaths are suicides followed by homicides many of which are drug related. Only approximately 2.5% are unintentional and those are from breaking basic rules generally. Secondly this is an airsoft gun not a lethal weapon, and he used it like anyone can use any blunt object.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:04

Time to work on that sales pitch, genius.

nicktowery 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:27

Well at least it was just a mag, not a airsoft bb.

craigahh 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:53

Got that right, I was blind in one eye for almost a month because I got hit straight on my eye from one.

Ellowise_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:31

Haha :D Next time be careful, hê?

haxx_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:35

I am sure it was all fun! He just wanted to tickle his friend's dad's eye!

OhHerrrooo 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:35

"Today, my son's friend was showing me his airsoft gun that I was considering buying. His description of the gun came complete with a HARD smack in the eye. FML" Usually, if the story is spun in such a way where someone else suffered more than the OP, and the OP caused it, I YDI it. You hafta look at this from all perspectives...