By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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metallica_wins 20

Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

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Mahcookiez 15

Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

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metallica_wins 20

Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

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NotGabe 28

I usually cook it in the dryer, but I'll definitely try the crockpot method!

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katydid91 31

No, a "Crackpot" is what you turn into after becoming addicted to Crack.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

But which method yields a better "homemade" experience? You know, like how grandma used to make.

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Mahcookiez 15

Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Well if you're not cooking cocaine you're definitely snorting the marijuana

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Or drinking the meths

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countryb_cth 38

Or licking up the meths

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revolvearoundme 15

I would think that the fact that until now you didn't know most people cook cocaine in a spoon with baking soda to make crack would have helped your defense.

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swaglesshipster 23

That's almost as bad as injecting a marijuana! :D

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am1717 22

She probably accused you cuz she's had experience Lol

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squiid 2

well seeing how most people here don't know you can cook crack in a spoon it would seem so.

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sturschaedel 27

OK, let's assume grandma is around 70 (+- 10 years), so was born in the mid-forties. Makes her 20 in the mid-sixties. Yeah, she probably has experience.

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sydnvy 15

just start actually doing it. that'll show her

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RA91 26

Well ****..that escalated quickly!

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