Miscellaneous: Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping...

By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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99MDC 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 14:51

Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:30

Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?

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amazingkate 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:26

playing with guns is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. but until then, play with guns. do many things with them, especially all the cool things you've seen in movies. until someone loses an eye. then stop.

wonduhhbrayeddd 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:58

#37.... its an airsoft first of all.. not a real gun. second... he didnt shoot him in the eye. get it straight before you start insulting someone.

LittleMonsterSam 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 6:36

nice one dumbass

Iheardthat 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:01

YDI for not being smart enough to know when your handling any gun you put on the saftey when your not using it you fucktard

ranger159 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:17

Uh, you do know that the magazine is not connected in any way to the safety right? All the safety does is hold the trigger so the gun cannot fire. He didn't get shot in the eye, the magazine, which is the thing that holds the bb's, flew out and hit his friend's father in the eye. Learn to get your facts straight, and too read, before you try posting anything else