Kids: Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing,...

By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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The X Factor

By Tajjali Fatima - 13/09/2020 22:58

Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML

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bazoo42 25

Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:18

Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:18

1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit

Comments

jedster_999 6

Thursday 9 May 2013 7:46

One puts their mobile phone on silent in class. That's a given.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Thursday 9 May 2013 8:45

you're lucky she "only" made it your ringtone, and didn't upload it to YouTube (or did she? I want the link!!!)

Cysioland 8

Thursday 9 May 2013 9:20

It's time to record her when she defecates

Ceejay1 13

Thursday 9 May 2013 14:53

That is not a bad name at all .

Raykyogrou03 12

Thursday 9 May 2013 15:28

Kill her! Kill her with fire!

andiw 6

Thursday 9 May 2013 16:10

Don't call me radio, unit 91.

dvsguy 3

Thursday 9 May 2013 22:04

Lol...now *thats* funny!!

Ladyyellow111 9

Friday 10 May 2013 1:44

Awesome sister XD

EarthyGrrl 8

Friday 10 May 2013 1:58

I'm sorry, but she gets points for creativity, that's a really great prank

Viet_fml 9

Friday 10 May 2013 6:30

Your sister is genius.

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