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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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Same thing different taste

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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inks98 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:22

well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

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lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:03

Okay so I get the creepiness it evokes but to be fair I can totally see that appearing cute if you have a daughter. If you only have boys or if you are the teacher in this scenario then sorry dude that's rough.

noisyboy4000 23

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:31

Yeah no, it's kinda creepy either way

HappyItalian 38

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:38

The song is actually by Maurice Chevalier back in 1957 and it's really cute when you listen to it. It was never meant to sound wrong and I don't understand how people would interpret it that way.

sinverguenza 11

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:47

She should've used Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls"

inks98 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

thestoryofacaleb 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:40

Don't see how.

ghostkillerzzz88 12

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:15

Why only two comments?

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:22

well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

thatguy240 27

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:33

This is why I always have my phone on vibrate.

kyu_Q 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:33

Got Emmmm

JpTheGreat23 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:35

Sorry

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:48

Completely unrelated to your comment, but damn, sometimes I get the feeling some people comment stupid meaningless shit just for attention. Anyhoo, carry on #8, carry on.