Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink... - FML

By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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Saturday 2 March 2013 9:38

Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~

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Krirn 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:14

I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.

xxtb0 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:11

shiiiiit, hahaha

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nikki0627 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:28

Way to shut you down.

moriahss_29 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:55

that awesome

LeCommentator 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:10

YDI for wearing for that shirt. I would have done the same thing.

lukemack 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:55

Seriously hardly a fml guys just want to be jerkes don't take it to heart

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 24 February 2012 4:17

... Seriously? Reread your comment.

dkaur 0

Friday 24 February 2012 4:54

Ouch!

elza_walker_16 1

Friday 24 February 2012 8:09

That's incredibly rude fyl :(

hellokimmiee 5

Friday 24 February 2012 8:27

WHY would you wear that???

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 24 February 2012 17:46

*facepalm*

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 24 February 2012 17:52

Heres a random question for you, did your iq drop itself? I did you drop it out of a window?

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