Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink... - FML

By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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Saturday 2 March 2013 9:38

Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~

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Krirn 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:14

I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.

xxtb0 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:11

shiiiiit, hahaha

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babykillaseason 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:43

I love messing with people when they wear smart ass shirts.

Jessic1 5

Friday 24 February 2012 4:14

Ikr it's so much fun I do that soo much!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:58

To everyone saying OP is ugly, you don't know that. All we know is that she was wearing a shirt that screamed "give me attention", and she got it. Shouldn't have worn that shirt, because it also screams that you're so full of yourself you think everyone is going to want you for whatever reason. Hey, my eyes are tired and I need to blink but I didn't see your shirt until afterward. Doesn't mean I want you. YDI

OffToTheGayBar 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 14:57

Or y'know OP wore it because they thought it was funny, but I doubt that.

AirForceBoy27 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 7:03

Haha u gave it to him on a silver platter

fabulosogurlee 7

Thursday 23 February 2012 7:13

He's a keeper!

amiewithaj 13

Thursday 23 February 2012 7:37

oh how I wish I could "like" this

Tiecho 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 7:43

You were asking for it! Lol

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 23 February 2012 8:12

So are you and gracehi one and the same since you made identical posts?

76transam 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 8:16

So whats the problem? You wore the shirt... If you dont want that type of attention why wear it? Bring on the thumbs down bitches

burtonbullet 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 8:24

Everyone has started manual blinking mode.

Soulskaters127 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 8:30

this should be an MLIA post not FML. there is nothing bad about this

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