That would sound so wrong...

Surprise! He bought you new underwear!

Maybe they actually were. Perhaps they belong to his sister Brittany.

I read FML's like these and I get jealous because I can't keep a mental record of my underwear. Am I the only one?!

It's a girl thing. We (besides the ugly chicks that wear moldy 12 year old granny panties even though they are like 20) have very colorful underwear and its very obvious when something isn't ours.

#45..Well you are kind of a biotch... Just saying

So what you are saying silver gaze is that all op's bf had to do was hand her colorful underwear and all would have been good?

She said it kind of rudely but 45 is right. Most women wear different colored and designed underwear and would know if a pair wasn't theirs. Something about each of them being unique makes it easy to spot a pair that isn't yours.

96- but if their all unique then doesn't that mean none of them are!?!

Classic

29 - I see what you did there.

29 - I see what you did there.

1- I bet OP would prefer to hear "it is my sister's" than "it is your's sister's"

I guess California girls are forgettable. Sorry Katy perry. :(

In fairness they could be. Maybe whoever did laundry got confused. These things do happen. It's not the most likeky option but I think OP should hear him out. It is also possible that an Exs underwear had been stuck somewhere for a long time and only appeared now, might have been dislodged by your activity? I'm just saying giving him a shot at explaining himself and definitely checking out his story is important.

>.>

Fire from what?

Is it a paid position?

I thought that was illegal?

Or did you mean fire him from a cannon?

Can you read or?

Dwynes29, reading: you're doing it wrong.

^

Krirn, your pic is perfect for the comment! XD

Perhaps they had a crazy night together along with their neighbor, Jolene. She just can't remember because it had almost literally blew her mind, making it hard to retain memories

Seems about right:)

That awkward moment when your girlfriend finds out that you wear women's underwear...

#74 he had more than just his mind blown.

Simultaneous trigasm, sounds like a valid term.

Yes they also possibly had skid marks from the manikin at the store... Sorry OP

They could be from a previous girlfriend too but that seems a bit of a stretch. Depends how often he cleans the room and how thorough he is I suppose.

You should've used a : not a ;

yay, i have a friend now!

BACK OFF HE IS MINE!

I prefer man-*****, actually. **** is so degrading, I'm no tease, I get it in.

Man *****

Ur such a loser and ur not even funny

Jessic1, you seem to be in dire need if an i.q. infusion as you cannot seem to spell worth a shit

Omg bitch

Joking

I see what you getting at. It's okay everyone, I have explored the mind of idiots before and I will explain to you this person's thought process underwear she didn't remember--> must be his--> he wears panties--> he's gay. Hate to break it to ya, but a lot of straight guys wear girls underwear, just like some straight guys cross-dress. It's does mean they're gay, you're only gay (or bi) if you are attracted to the same sex. THE MORE YOU KNOW *a star floats across the screen*

It was a suggestion i never said i didnt understand the concept. I have heard of stories where this has happened. Im not stupid. Oh and 2 take a joke people

Pickles, I prefer "now you know and knowing is half the battle. GO JOE"

86- ... when was there a 1 ... ? o.o >.>

You could've smelled them for sweaty ball sac or tunafish. Hello!!!

I'd rather find out my boyfriend of 2 years had a slightly odd fetish than find out he cheated on me. Might just be me though...

Same, Murphy, being a bit kinky is nowhere on the same level as cheating.

I'm going to have to agree.

thats a good one