Kids: Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child...

By failure - 28/06/2009 01:00 - Australia

Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Sardine - 18/12/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 12:11

awwwwwwwww wow fyl for sure. kids are ****** harsh. ....but they speak the truth. bahhahahahhaha.

scorpiogirl666 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:14

oh wow. at least the kid is honest?

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hotstuff81 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:02

LOL, you can't do anything about that if a kid thinks you are ugly there is no way to turn back.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:16

hahhaa; I'm faving this xD that's really kinda cute, actually. and don't worry, kids have their own definition of ugly // pretty. my little sister only thinks people with red hair are pretty, and if anyone wears purple, they're automatically ugly. but FYL anyways. :D

Druidlicious 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:17

Wow. I moderated this one, and I clicked no. This person needs another FML for having a story whose meaning is completely lost due to their punctuation-based retardedness. Oh and FYL for having a kid tell you that you're ugly.

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:38

here's what you hould do. 1) Go **** YOURSELF 2) GO **** YOURSELF GRAMMER NAZI 3) GO **** YOURSELF AND COMMIT SUICIDE 4) LEAVE FML ALONE YOU STUPID LITTLE ****

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:49

What are you, five? Calm down with the all caps. Grammar.

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:37

Im sure hes a little bundle of joy

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:04

One word, OWNED.

AXavierB 1

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:26

Little kids can be too honest for their own good.

meanie_monday 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:56

Kids never lie... but hopefully you have someone who thinks you're pretty?? if not... you're in luck, because there is something called a paper bag :)

ithedarkknight 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:07

lol well instead of saying fml about being ugly why dont you try finding out a way you can make yourself look more attractive... jeez your a girl im sure with some changes there has to be one guy out there that would sleep with you...

kewlz323 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:40

kids say stuff sometimes i don't know how i could put it in a nicer way. but the kid wouldn't of said something like that to an attractive person so you must be somewhat unattractive or ugly.