Kids: Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child...

By failure - 28/06/2009 01:00 - Australia

Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Sardine - 18/12/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 12:11

awwwwwwwww wow fyl for sure. kids are ****** harsh. ....but they speak the truth. bahhahahahhaha.

scorpiogirl666 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:14

oh wow. at least the kid is honest?

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EcGyMz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:17

true dat

chr1is 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:41

falcon punch?

Bikon153 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:31

You are my hero

hard_tobeat 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:20

hahah aww (: he doesnt speak for everyone.

mattmalin11 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:59

But Australian women are all hot!!!

loveyahun 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:43

Oh! Burned by a kid!

eatmybeans 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:12

thats what you get for being old enough to know what fml means and still play on a playground!!! pedophile!!!!!

deppfreak99 3

Sunday 30 May 2010 7:34

ohhhh, you gotta love the things kids say :)

Foxears 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:13

lil childrens don't have taste don't feel bad.

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Monday 11 October 2010 8:01

harsh...

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Friday 28 October 2011 0:09

:( sad

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