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By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

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hl_fml 0

bull-shit! that's like carboncopy of a beer ad!

deer_fml 0

Ah that's embarrassing! I'd believe it because sometimes I get really confused when people are on bluetooth but I hope it's not because that would be terrible!

haha I know, I hate it when people are on their bluetooth, and you're like.."uhh.. me? wtf?"

zachattack 0

I'm totally going try this: fake being on my bluetooth to get girls. hehehe.

Oh my god, do NOT feel bad about this! People with bluetooths are crazy, they always look either delusional or like they're talking to the person right next to them. This kind of thing happens to everyone. HE's the one who should feel like an idiot for being so lazy he needs to practically surgically attach something to his face rather than hold a virtually weightless phone.

TheOrpheus 0

that really really sucks. your life is F***ed up.

hahahah this one is HILARIOUS! This could so happen to me. Love it...

This is the reason I hate Bluetooths. Hell, I went as long as I could before even buying a cell phone.

This is just hilarious. This is why I love Bluetooth XD