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By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Shush

By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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ruthlessriot 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:59

this is why i hate bluetooth

lxclark 17

Monday 5 April 2010 9:02

Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

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Seegtease 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:48

A couple problems/questions: 1) Why did you not hear any conversation beforehand? That seems like an odd thing with which to start a conversation. At least a hello and an introduction in case it wasn't obvious, or a "how are you?" or anything. 2) He wasn't looking at you and you still thought he was talking to you? 3) He said he didn't know you very well when technically he didn't know you at all, but you didn't catch that? C'mon now.

Pugs_not_drugs 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 22:08

its just a reflex isnt it?

Amkii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:54

Bluetooth is soooo annoying and misleading. But seriously, would a stranger really waste his time asking you to dinner? Self-centered much? Probably. I agree with #44.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:56

#22 - I watched the video, and yeah. It's definitely probably adapted from that.

mcnordan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:28

I completely agree... FYL. I hate the "blue-tooth assholes". They just make people look like they are talking to themselves and have some kind of mental disorder. And they cause awkward situations like this all the time. All of the people I have seen using them don't have any reason to be using them either. They could easily be holding a phone up to their face like NORMAL people. Besides, if you are so overworked that you can't even spare 1 hand to hold a phone up maybe you should be concentrating on what you are doing and not on your blue tooth. I have nothing but the utmost sympathy for people who are victimized by blue tooth users.

IRemainNameless 12

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:38

Ahh, that's terrible! Omg I would be embarrassed for weeks. I feel for you. :/

cuttybuddy 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:46

I hate those bluetooth assholes too. Next time, you should just start yelling random stuff so the person on the other end could hear. Since he was asking a girl out you should have tried to make his conversation as awkward as possibly by yelling obscenities and random comments into his phone like "stop touching my thigh you pervert: or "sir, you dropped your Preparation H"

loveables 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:58

HAHA! Omg tht is so embarrasing. I feel it 4 u. Ive had alot of moments lik tht

kayasdfghj 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:20

omg awwwww. thats so embarrasing

jamieallover 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:26

i don't think it's fake. i've had the same thing happen, honestly... i was walking through a grocery store when a lady i just passed goes, "oh my gosh hey!! wow it's been so long since i've seen you!" i turned, smiled, and said, "hi there." only to realize she's looking at me with this "wtf" stare and turns back to her buggy and i notice the earpiece. i definitely felt like a moron.