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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

Comments

zoopy_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:10

This FML really made me laugh

basketballbabee 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:19

hey hey hey. its illegal to be in possesion on crackk. pull up them DAMN PANTS.

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:20

who cares if it was her fault there fault its fake or not the point is this site is really for every ones amusement and get there moments out which make other people laugh. every one has a word to say so let them say it haha. XD

iammeanttolive 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:29

No one wants to see that. Tough shit.

silversar59 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:29

i've learned that it's better to constantly be readjusting your clothes to make sure that nothing's exposed than to not worry about it and to expose too much.

fcuk_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:47

.... and you didn't notice any of this? maybe if didn't wear your jeans so low or tight, they wouldn't have stuck something down your BUTT CRACK. i hope you went home and got changed.

khaldun 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:56

Not gonna lie, ladies, I don't care if you "notice" or not. You shouldn't be wearing pants that can expose your crack, period. It's not cute. And for all of you yelling, "sexual harassment!" Do you realize that exposing your ass to someone is sexual harassment as well? These guys probably didn't realize that and were just being douchebags, yeah, but that was their reaction to something they didn't want to nor should they have had to see.

basketball03 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:10

#1 vhahahahahahahah so tru

Sulk 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:15

How horrid. We used genuine sweets in most of the food experiments during my time at secondary school - which we could eat after the experiment. WTF can you do with butter? You'd need to carry bread around with you if you're to use it afterwards. Poor you.

chinchilla_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:32

I doubt that this really happened. back when I wore low cut pants and didn't know my crack was showing when I sit, my mom would always stick a pen in between my crack to let me know, and I would feel it every single time. Unless your butt was asleep, I don't see how the boys could've done it without you knowing. You deserve it since you have numb cheeks/letting your crack hang out :)