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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:10

i would get them suspended. That is harassment, and could be called assault. The melted butter could have scarred and damaged your skin. This could also potentially harm your genitalia and cause disfunciton, infection etc. It is by no means funny.

Orchard 33

Friday 31 May 2013 14:55

I'm with you on this one; I also would have to beat the living shit out of them. But I always resort to violence as the first line of defense ;)

DrewKolar 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:11

i'm pretty sure i'd notice a funnel in my butt crack...?

cubbiezgurl03 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:14

That's freaken horrible! And really embarresing. Did you turn around and punch them??? I freaken would have. Do it tomorrow!

messyfoola89 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:24

im with HK, how do you not feel a funnel?

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:26

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computerboy0 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:27

Assuming you're a girl b/c of the name sarah. You should get them back somehow. I don't know your situation, so can't really help much, but if one of them leaves an experiment unattended for a few seconds, you could 'adjust' it a bit so it doesn't come out right - or better yet makes a big mess. Just make sure whatever you do only affects the boys who were bothering you!

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:29

ahahah YDI

splat_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:32

Here in Holland, we have the expression "Horny as butter" :D

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:40

LMAO #1 wow. your entire crack must have been out, and you must have a big crack that they could fit it in. or you have no nerve endings in the crackal region.