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By lifesux17 - 27/02/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
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lifesux17 0

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)

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bosveranda 0

yeah, that's a fml.

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StatusSearch 8

It's kinda weird, but not really. Only because you have the ability to comprehend things now...Remember that your parents DID change you as a baby, they probably potty-trained you, gave you baths, etc. They are quite familiar with your "area" and thus they probably don't care as much as you do.

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mike7236 5

@#98 The "area" of a baby daughter and a teenage daughter are two very different things and it is pretty ****** up if parents are familiar with the latter of the two. It is totally not okay if she isn't comfortable with it and she obviously isn't if she posted it here.. @OP That's so embarrassing but really made me laugh. I can't believe they would check YOUR vibrator though lol.. leaves so many questions. That level of openness towards your parents with your sexuality is cool but touching your vibrator is just gross on their behalf lol. They know where that's been. They could have just asked you to check for them..

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claiiire_fml 17

That's just disgusting. They should respect your privacy more about stuff like that.

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jlc82 10

time for a new hiding place

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