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By lifesux17 - 27/02/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
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lifesux17 0

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)

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bosveranda 0

yeah, that's a fml.

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davidtheday 0

Her vibrator uses a car battery...she's got a big one :)

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firesquad55 0

Heh Heh This is funny. This happened with me and my friend. I asked can I get double a's and she said check the pink vibrator in my drawer... there were about 10 different colors in there, and about 3 different makes. ^^ I'll tell u when I found those double a's I was the happiest dude in teh world... cuz i took one and poked her in the ass with it ^^ she was wearing clothes thogh.... *tear* it was still fun lol.

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burdenofaday 0

@#26: Bitter over life at home? Average age to become sexually active -- with another person, I mean -- is 16. I'd venture most are still living with parents at that age. Thus, you're old enough to have a vibrator around the age of 14. :D

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sh33zy 0

This is so fake. fmylife.com needs to be able to tell the difference. its not even funny.

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dang_fml 0

HAHAHAHA! FYL FOR SURE!

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x0x0hsnapp 0

uhh... #18... why do u think everything is fake? maybe her vibrator takes triple a batteries... and no she meant her own vibrator. that's why it's an FML

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circayouandme 0

HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA I agree with 44, FYL for sure d=

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kitfox 0

This owns. I'd die for parents like that. Mine always start coughing when people have intercourse on TV.

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