By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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Kallian_fml 21

My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...

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Dracoboxer357 35

15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(

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perdix 29

Depending on what the "beans" are made of, everyone in a 30-foot radius could sustain shrapnel wounds if that thing were to blow.

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WritingWrongs 8

You know, I wasn't there so I don't know the exact situation, but if the chair/bag is so uncomfortable, how is standing not an option? Don't be do lazy OP.

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walmartpaysme 15

There is laziness and then there is stupidity. I hope you weren't sitting down when you typed that this comment. That would be lazy.

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BurningGrannies 16

You should destroy her bean bag while she's sleeping and put the beans in her nose

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Let her think what she wants as long as it gets you out of the devil beanbag chair.

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BurningGrannies 16

how do you know she deserves better friends? for all we know she could be a not-nice person.

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unknown_user5566 26

Where did the comment say anything about better friends?

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anxietydisorderz 6

You shouldn't be friends with someone like that...a true friend wouldn't care whether or not ur fat...or have any opinions like that regarding your appearance! You deserve better friends than that person!

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SirCharles83 13

Coming from the person with sausage fingers.

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williamcarter93 13

Why? It's her beanbag chair, and she didn't want it broken? What's wrong with that? It's no different than a 100 pound person telling a 200 pound person not to sit on them because they're too big.

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redmane 21

31- Sir, you are a dick.

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MagicStallion 9

To be fair she might have just wanted to save herself the embarrassment

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WrongRomance 11

Maybe that's not the best way to say it.. but would you have burst it anyway?

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itaimumwiro 8

Just deal with it. What good is a burst beanbag chair. None. Btw Fyl

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Enslaved 36

Why is the OP's friend considered an asshole? Because she doesn't want her beanbag ripped? I had beanbag chairs in my college days (all I could afford) and believe me, they break "easily". It's not fun cleaning up those mircoballs!

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