Kids: Today, I was sitting on my balcony at night when the house across... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 13:18 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was sitting on my balcony at night when the house across from me had a light that started blinking. I know Morse code and the messages said, "Help, I am kidnapped." Naturally, I called the police, but it was just some bratty kid. I'm in trouble for wasting police time. FML

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KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 6 November 2018 22:22

Somebody flashed "I am kidnapped" in morse code and the cops get pissed at the person who *reported* it? I don't believe it.

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 6 November 2018 22:32

You have a balcony and you know Morse code, huh? Well, aren't we fancy.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 9 November 2018 19:19

No, this is clearly the bratty kid’s fault! He or she should’ve been playing with the light switch! You did the right thing here. You genuinely thought someone was in danger. The kid should be blamed. Not you!

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