Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs...

By Nelson - 09/05/2011 15:05 - Sweden

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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Bathtime

By LemmyIsWet - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 04:00 - Canada - Lachine

Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Monday 9 May 2011 18:52

I hope it wasn't a library book!!

rattusrattus 18

Monday 9 May 2011 18:55

They got water on your book. I suggest murder.

Comments

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 9 May 2011 21:53

^win

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 9 May 2011 21:53

^win

Threepeaoh 0

Monday 9 May 2011 21:58

"Great! Just great! Jimmy is going To just LOVE me for getting Harry Potter wet!"

StarkidNelson 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:16

That's kinda creepy. My best friend's name is Jimmi. I was reading Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. Jimmi is a huge HP-hater. He was rather thrilled that my book was drenched. Are you like psychic?

stevenmx86 7

Monday 9 May 2011 22:00

You say they thought it would be a good time to do it, as if they should've chosen a better time to water...? Typical.. Trying to pin the blame on everyone else..

hughsmith 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:18

wow ur gay

dgr8ing 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:19

^double win equal lose get stop bear-backing fool

sweetandsexy 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:25

why were you sitting there for so long?

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 9 May 2011 22:30

Time to have a large, obnoxious party! 

landonlasater 3

Monday 9 May 2011 22:32

little water never killed anyone, before u guys troll, ik it has

FarSide 22

Monday 9 May 2011 23:17

Not only that, but a little bit of water poured on your face, while you are strapped down, will even cause you to give up terrorist's secrets and save countless lives!