By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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mn_shr 22

Maybe he didn't want to live another second without being married to you.

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pistachiopanda 19

Perhaps he takes "Til Death do us Part" very seriously..

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mn_shr 22

Maybe he didn't want to live another second without being married to you.

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Ambient25 24

Awful joke: Now if a granny pokes me during the proposal and tells me "I'm next", I can look over at the funeral and tell her the same.

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MrSassypants 32

I wouldn't want to be another second without her either; she's drop dead gorgeous!... I'll carefully escort my way out of a 15th story window for that joke.

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Enslaved 36

"I don't want to wait For our lives to be over Will it be yes or will it be Sorry?" *Dawson's Creek Flashback*

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Ambient25 24

"I don't want to wait For my lunch to get colder Da-da-da-da Why can't I eat it now? I don't want to wait For, hah hah, new Toyota I want the car That's got a lot of gas" "Peter Griffin Flashback"

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ohnowhyme123 15

still that's not the right place for something like that to happen

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Golden_Rydes 3

Notice how both ceremonies start; Dearly beloved, we are gathered here, today, to... Creepy!

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MrSarcasmic 10

#32 might've just made my day

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haileyshelton 14

Death makes people weird.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Where there's death, there's life...

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stuntedat5000 4

Not first. but man that totally sucks just a tad insensitive

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StompinOnCrayons 15

My condolonc-ulations !

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Stheno 14

Oh dear :( Bad timing OP. Have you spoken to him about it?

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TheWildRover1 12

Nooo.. she just completely ignored the fact that he proposed to her and is currently on her way to Mexico!

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DarthVader77 9

Proposing is a bad idea. There is no good timing for a bad idea. May be, he wanted to hear "no"?

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Redoxx_fml 22

The circle of lifeeee!

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slickchrome 11

I read this thread at the same I was eating a lion animal cracker *scar voice* "I killed mufasa!!"

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8born8 18

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, (diddly diddly)...

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Gittoh 21

I hope it wasn't someone too close :( also: maybe he could have found better ways to cheer you up

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LilTiki559 13

No no no, he clearly did it, because he did not want to die without leaving someone special the millions to his name.

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pistachiopanda 19

Perhaps he takes "Til Death do us Part" very seriously..

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zandalee 19

Funerals bring out all sorts of strong emotions in people. I hear people reevaluate their lives at them and can make massive decisions to change them up! OP's man just suddenly had a eureka moment. Shame it was at such a damn sad venue!

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Rasha97 8

Atleast you had an audience already tearing up ...

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