By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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shift_love 13

you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly

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Monikabug 9

Doodles' mind is in the gutter. Teehee!

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DocBastard 38

Six inches TALL, Monika. She meant 6 inches tall. Whose mind is in the gutter?

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Monikabug 9

She's Dutch, she doesn't think in inches. Also, I have never denied my mind being in the gutter. Besides, I moved in with Boners, so now I literally LIVE in the gutter.

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Doortje 29

My mind is always in the gutter ^^ I like it there. A dirty mind is a joy forever

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Monikabug 9

Doc must be the only non-dirty-minded one.

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Monikabug 9

Does it have to be Crisco? Can't we just use some cheap ass butter? Oh what am I saying! -- Anything for you, my love. :)

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DocBastard 38

Monika, my mind is pristine, much like Doortje's vag...um, bathroom floor.

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Monikabug 9

No, Anteezy and her did it Shaggy-style and were bangin' on the the bathroom floor.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

How could he forget that he had given her an extra key... All the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off him... Lolz. Dirty mind? Clean it up with orbits. For a good clean feeling, no matter what...

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mintcar 9

I'm sure you're not ugly OP. Kids say mean things all the time.

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boo_bee_fur_me 2

like you look like a cheap prostitute? cause that's true

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RainbowHeadache 2

I thought of the "okay" face when I saw this. If she looks like a prostitute then so do I. She's not doing anything sexual or inappropriate in her pic to make you think that. As for mintcars op post: Agreed. my little cousin says I'm ugly all the time because he knows it upsets me.

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mintcar 9

Thanks 81. BTW, I like your piercings. Had to get rid of all of mine, with the exception of the eyebrow. Getting my septum pierced soon though. It suites you quite well.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Thank you very much. I've got my ears stretched to inches as well as my other piercings. It's going to sting like a bee I'll tell you that.

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CitrusGirl 0

Can I just say that if mintcar was a prostitute she'd cost a boatload of money? Attractive intelligent prostitutes are considerably more expensive.

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luke1998 0

sais the douche with the girl giving a guy head

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Yulia_fml 0

mintcar, it's only the color of your eyeshadow and lipstick that gives that impression. Without the Barbie-pink, you'd look nothing like a prostitute and just plain beautiful :)

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mintcar 9

The lipstick is not that color. It's the green hue of the picture that gives off that barbie pink shade. The lipstick is actually a very dark pink. But thanks everyone.

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mrahhhhh 21

That kid reminds me of Shin Chan. Shin Chan is badass. Plus 4 internets if you knew who I was talking about without having to look it up.

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unknown33429 0

21-- I just read your profile and you sound really bitter. Lighten up dude; it's just a website.

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mrahhhhh 21

I would call it being a realist. If seeing everything on here through a neutral observer's point of view makes me bitter, I guess that's just an unfortunate side effect. If you think I'm bitter, than ok. I won't argue with you. That's your interpretation.

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chicklets97 3

mo fucka bieetchs take yo **** and stretch tho ass hoe until it ripps open in full ****** pleasure yo.

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cptmorgan15 2

haha what just happened?

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yourbudtravis 0

what the hell did you just say? More importantly what the hell is wrong with you? O.o

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DocBastard 38

You should have told him, "Yes, I'm actually an ogre. Ogres eat children. I'm VERY hungry."

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BellaGoBoom 6

I dunno. I know lots of women who look beautiful when they cry. It's weird. Maybe a vulnerability thing.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Usually when people cry they make a weird face so don't pay attention to what that little kid says.

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lilxsexii 4

Awe, I'm sorry OP. But kids say the darnest things.

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