Kids: Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup....

By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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You deserved it 5 947

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 894

You deserved it 2 727

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 093

You deserved it 4 826

By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 295

You deserved it 3 068

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 490

You deserved it 19 595

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 340

You deserved it 46 548

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 157

You deserved it 269

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 185

You deserved it 3 515

By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 114

You deserved it 58 658

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 529

You deserved it 37 449

By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 448

You deserved it 4 436

shift_love 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:02

you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly

jamsie_fml 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:02

bet that's why you're crying now.

Comments

zombie_ladie99 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:57

woooww well I would definitely cry after that lol

minidinosaurgoes 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:01

THUMBS UP FOR EXPLODING BEIBER

emilysanerd 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:20

LMFAO!!!

overthelimit 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:21

kids say the darndest things!

golden_evening 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:34

This was on the Turkish FML as well...interesting...

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:57

Well technically you might, if your ex dumped you because you're ugly. And don't cry in public, or at all, weenie.

FreebirdIII 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:06

I'm crying because I killed Yo Gabba Gabba, and Santa Clause.

GabbyCharityM 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:09

"And i hung all the Power Rangers from their necks. Have a nice day little boy.(: "

GlobalElephant 16

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:19

I saw this one on FML french version

Ownord_fml 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:31

It says right under the FML it was translated from the french version...

Daisie_Garcia 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:49

lol kids are funny

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:58

You are beautiful, no matter what they say! Words can't bring you down!

skittlemaster123 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:05

I totally agree! He's 6 he don't understand. If you had a boyfriend then obviously your pretty. And even if phycially your not beautiful then who cares? your beautiful on the inside! stay strong and dont let others judging comments get you down(: