Kids: Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup....

By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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shift_love 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:02

you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly

jamsie_fml 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:02

bet that's why you're crying now.

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phiaboo 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:04

are u?

lamagobble 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:05

Atleast you can get into a relationship :l

cedeskay 5

Friday 20 May 2011 0:36

Hahahahaha! That's classic lol... sorry that happened though.

IrishPrincess18 0

Monday 23 May 2011 3:56

That's terrible :(! You can't be too bad looking if someone was dating you!

HussainAhmed 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:13

are you ?

CheapGodiva 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:07

And yet somehow people still look forward to having those things

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 29 August 2011 20:49

That sucks, but he's young. I asked why the fat woman wasn't working faster once when I was a little kid not knowing it was wrong of me to say that.

_TasteTheRainbow 24

Tuesday 11 December 2012 10:13

That's awful. Kids can be mean sometimes :(

droptableusers 7

Friday 26 April 2013 0:54

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