By TextLoser - 05/08/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?

You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!

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Cloudy_fml 0

Erm, even he wasn't currently texting a girl, that doesn't automatically make him single... o.0

Wow... Er... That is REALLY creepy. I mean, freakily so.

The OP is obviously not very bright... the absence of evidence of a girlfriend is not evidence of absence of girlfriend. A simple propositioning of him would have worked better

That was pretty creeperish and YDI, but at least you weren't watching him changing.

ahahahahhaahahahahha. YDI for being a creeper.

cactus_fml 0

Bahahahaha, YDI for not just saying "hi" and asking, but I don't think that was like immensely creepy or anything. You were curious. Next time ask, or don't be so obvious.

You got a good life lesson, and you were discouraged before you got your hopes up too high. Not an FML. Like so many other people have said, stop being a creeper. Learn to flirt. It's awkward at first, sure, but you deal with it. It's much MORE awkward to have this happen to you. That, or just be more discreet. YDI.

fmlyoumeanie 0

Well...STOP BEING A CREEPER! How hard is it asking him if he had a girlfriend? You know...after flirting for, like, 5 minutes. 56! WHOOO! (Just kidding...haha)

fmlyoumeanie 0

...Bring it up in a "casual conversation".

Here's a better idea. Just ask him out. No guy is going to take to great offense if you ask him out and he's got a girlfriend. Hell, maybe you can steal him.