By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 12:09 - United States

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Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML
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Standupboi 0

she probably means from high school musical

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TotalPandamonium 2

Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him. His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.

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troyboyd05 0

I'm Troy...so can I do nasty things to her?

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pu13 5

yes she prob imagined him singing as he did stuff. songs with names like "I'm just trying to fit in" and such... sexual jokes

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xmuffinx 6

That's what I was thinking worse comes to worse is ask her who Troy is or if she ever had a friend named Troy

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darkmis1 17

Nobody cares if you're first ^ OP, that sux, but maybe she wuz talking about a movie character? I doubt it tho-I'm sry-being cheated on sux :-/

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crudeandrudeguy 29

So... Are you trying to say you've never had a sex dream about someone other than your girlfriend?

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TotalPandamonium 2

Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him. His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

*Even more glad. Sorry but that bothers the hell out of me.

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Standupboi 0

she probably means from high school musical

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

too little info to tell is than fml or an ydi

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raeannriley 0

and sometimes people can't always help what they dream. so really, it's not an fyl!! more like not significant to your life at all.

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RoseBlack123 37

Exactly. Often in my dreams, I forget that I have a boyfriend, and end up flirting in them with my guy friends that I would absolutely never date in real life. It doesn't really mean anything though

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justmyluck1212 0

He could be a celebrity crush she has, lol.

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