By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
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Tamandua 19

Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

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SKYstlimit 11

so I screen shotted this and sent it to my boyfriend saying its probably something I would do, his response? you have done that. you're not alone op

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Tamandua 19

Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

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602offroad 12

Maybe she was dreaming she was a bat, and that was her form of echo location.

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iwin8166 13

This isn't a fml. This is just hilarious.

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IrishRover82 0

That's true love right there. Not even The Princess Bride could top that.

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