By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31

I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.

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Catdragon 40

wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.

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CoGhostRider 31

I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.

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FrontRowSquad 8

That was supposed to be my top comment. you stole it

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CoGhostRider 31

#32 "you're not just normal stupid, you're a new advanced stupid".

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Trinidad727 9

It's the thought that counts! Now get some ice on that thing.

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Catdragon 40

wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.

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ana_lee_bonde 17

I woke myself up last month from kicking in my sleep, i never would have known i had been doing that if i hadnt woken up.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I hope you sleep alone 5. That would really suck for the person that slept with you!

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apineapple 40

Not the type of head he was looking for.

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FrontRowSquad 8

#28 you're not just normal stupid you're a new advanced stupid

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Rozeyyy 25

6 stop being an idiot...28 Said exactly what 1 said but in different words... shame you're such a rude asshole

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thebigj44 4

Was she dreaming about that Jimmy Neutron episode where they went back in time and the dinosaur head butted the diamond?

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thatguynamedsky 32

out of all the headbutting incidents to happen thats the one you chose?

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Hauclir 14

Never be the romantic! Everyone gets hurt.

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CandyPewPewPew 29

Lady Gaga: Oh man! It wasn't such a bad romance!

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CoGhostRider 31

#8 Did you learn that from what you did in your profile picture?

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abbyade 21

It's all for love. I hope all your teeth are intact.

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