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Did you check under the tables?
i work at mcds too and i feel your pain.... after i run out of things to clean the first 3 hours of my shift, i think of all the ways i could kill myself with happy meal boxes.
I would be happy! Easy money. Don't have to be bothered by customers lol
I work there too, I wish the same thing all the time!
To the ppl that work at Mc Donald's Who wanna go to the corporate headquarters and smack Ronald Across his face, I hope that stupid ass company falls from grace Ayo, Mc ****, the Mc Rib They can, Mc Suck, my Mc Dick, Check it out Mc ****, the Mc Rib They can, Mc Suck, my Mc Diaaack!
Dafuq
haha, you should get a transfer to the one in australia I visited last week, someone had very cleverly laid a big shit in the urinal :):):)
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What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day