Transportation: Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times...

By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 479

Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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You deserved it 141

Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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You deserved it 120

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 24 February 2012 8:42

How do you not notice a whole damn bus?

honeybeeki 14

Friday 24 February 2012 8:43

People are so dependent on technology, that they miss life right in front of them

Comments

KaR1sma 6

Friday 24 February 2012 13:00

Damn..hope u kept an eye out for the next one

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 24 February 2012 13:03

Ah, the future is here, my friends.

ajeppsen 25

Friday 24 February 2012 14:31

Kinda like that one spongebob episode

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:05

RockBottom is a hard place to stay man....

Jessic1 5

Friday 24 February 2012 14:34

Honestly I don't see how you would miss a bus right next to you

DramaQueen249 5

Friday 24 February 2012 15:11

Tbh I don't get how you could miss a whole bus in front of you. This isn't a FML it's a YDI

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 24 February 2012 15:23

It's not missing the bus that bothers me, it's the fact that you let other people on it!

lionpando 0

Friday 24 February 2012 15:36

Get off your phone and pay attention around you Live!!

crw817 3

Friday 24 February 2012 16:02

******* moron. How can you not hear a loud ******* bus?!?!

IPoopedOnU 12

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:03

******* douche. How can you be less of a ******* douche?!?!

snafubar 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:47

If it makes you feel better OP I've had that happen to me. :/

bigbadtim 7

Friday 24 February 2012 17:06

Life is what you miss when you play with your phone.

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Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

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Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML

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Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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