Transportation: Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times...

By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 479

Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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You deserved it 140

Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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You deserved it 120

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 24 February 2012 8:42

How do you not notice a whole damn bus?

honeybeeki 14

Friday 24 February 2012 8:43

People are so dependent on technology, that they miss life right in front of them

Comments

KaR1sma 6

Friday 24 February 2012 13:00

Damn..hope u kept an eye out for the next one

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 24 February 2012 13:03

Ah, the future is here, my friends.

ajeppsen 25

Friday 24 February 2012 14:31

Kinda like that one spongebob episode

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:05

RockBottom is a hard place to stay man....

Jessic1 5

Friday 24 February 2012 14:34

Honestly I don't see how you would miss a bus right next to you

DramaQueen249 5

Friday 24 February 2012 15:11

Tbh I don't get how you could miss a whole bus in front of you. This isn't a FML it's a YDI

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 24 February 2012 15:23

It's not missing the bus that bothers me, it's the fact that you let other people on it!

lionpando 0

Friday 24 February 2012 15:36

Get off your phone and pay attention around you Live!!

crw817 3

Friday 24 February 2012 16:02

******* moron. How can you not hear a loud ******* bus?!?!

IPoopedOnU 12

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:03

******* douche. How can you be less of a ******* douche?!?!

snafubar 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:47

If it makes you feel better OP I've had that happen to me. :/

bigbadtim 7

Friday 24 February 2012 17:06

Life is what you miss when you play with your phone.

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Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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