Transportation: Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times... - FML

By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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Top comments

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 24 February 2012 8:42

How do you not notice a whole damn bus?

honeybeeki 14

Friday 24 February 2012 8:43

People are so dependent on technology, that they miss life right in front of them

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SS 31

Friday 24 February 2012 23:04

fyl. It is a surprisingly easy mistake to do this, similar stuff happens to everyone at some point. When you're so busy you forget the world around you :/

mfayem 15

Friday 24 February 2012 23:13

Maybe you should get off your damn phone and get back to reality.

88sforlife 0

Friday 24 February 2012 23:48

How do u not notice a whole dam bus?

ardencred 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:40

Time to get 4g

tugman53 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:50

get off your phone and pay attention to the world moron.

l0v3p4in 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:36

Nobody noticed you and had the decency to remind you, "Hey! You coming or not?" Damn. The world is so callous . . . FYL Or you were too wrapped up in your electronics to notice the world around you . . . YDI

hateevryone 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:39

pay attention next time

TheNinjaBacon 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:50

Yeah do that when ur taking a walk or something an u get ran over!!

finished 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:45

Seriously... How do you not see a bis lol :)

finished 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:46

*bus

Chachi101 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:21

Irony's a bitch

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