Cats, Relatable, Medication and Animals: Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental...

By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:51

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

gTOtheT 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:52

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

Comments

gracevet88 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 21:31

My pets all love tea but my dog won't drink it unless I put honey in it and the cat doesn't like it unless it has milk or honey. My other dog likes it with sugar. They all have separate preferences

Nomosaur 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:00

"Accidently" mmmm hmmm I doubt it

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:03

lmao this is so freakin funny

Skeleton_fml 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:34

Cats are raging alcoholics, of course they drink vodka straight..

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:13

So you were tea bagging some pussy?

tj4234 35

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:38

This is such an unrealistically British thing to do whilst high. David Cameron must look like a peasant to you OP.

FilleNoir 21

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:52

This is going in my favorites!

YesyDidWhat 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:18

That's horrible OP, but what happen with your cat is really funny lol :D

DrownedMyFish 18

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:32

I don't know why but when I read this all I hear in my mind was a British man saying this with an English accent. "Would You like a cup of tea my good chum?"