By Anonymous - 30/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was so proud of a clever analogy I'd written to a friend in a text, that I “dropped the mic” afterward. I realized what I'd done a split second before the phone hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. FML
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Chris_1163187222 15

Not so clever then are ya cupcake

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neuronerd 28

Never "drop the mic," period, if it's an actual microphone. Those things are expensive and dropping them usually breaks them, just as it would a cell phone, especially more expensive mics with sensitive calibration.

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Chris_1163187222 15

Not so clever then are ya cupcake

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Glowworm56 26

Never "drop the mic" when it's actually your cell phone.

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neuronerd 28

Never "drop the mic," period, if it's an actual microphone. Those things are expensive and dropping them usually breaks them, just as it would a cell phone, especially more expensive mics with sensitive calibration.

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davecross 11

That's an expensive mistake. But that's what you get for doing something so stupid

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like the clever analogy was a fluke. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

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onceuponatime456 16

You use of hyperbole tells me nothing happened other than in your imagination.

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non3 5

Must've been a cheap phone if it broke that badly that easily

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manb91uk 22

I suppose that broke your self-esteem too?

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LadyCrayJoy_MotherOfMuggles_SlayerOfPlants_FreerOfVajayjays 14

Phahaha You idiot

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