Love and Intimacy: Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing...

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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almost_there44 26

Sunday 11 February 2018 16:07

Going through his phone was wrong. Boom, out the way. Him taking pictures of your house, room, and especially naked sleeping body without your consent is wrong. This is not something you "talk out", you run. Escort him out, I wouldn't even confront him alone because you never know how he would react. People on here are more upset over the fact that you went through his phone than what was actually on his phone.

Ashok Kumar 13

Sunday 11 February 2018 15:04

so you made out with your stalker😂😂😂

Comments

KittyMack 13

Sunday 11 February 2018 17:09

"Anonymous" ...huh, OP seems a bit cautious about their privacy. I wonder why. ;-) No seriously though, I wish OP had just run straight to this cops with the guy's cel. Call a lawyer too and get a restraining order. I know they're not foolproof but outside of killing the guy, it's the best way to protect one's safety from a stalker.

rsp97531 10

Monday 12 February 2018 6:14

The police can only go through his phone with his explicit signed permission or a court order.

heavenlyassbutt 11

Sunday 11 February 2018 18:09

Yes going through his phone is wrong. With that out the get away from in others words run.

5th_point_of_contact 8

Sunday 11 February 2018 19:34

Going thru photos on his phone is amoral but entering your home while you’re sleeping is freaking frightening. I really hope you reported this!

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 11 February 2018 19:46

I'm guessing that he's a fan of the band "The Police".

ThePinkPrincess1 23

Sunday 11 February 2018 20:02

you better have called the police

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 11 February 2018 20:20

RUN!!!!!

Aurora94 20

Sunday 11 February 2018 20:34

What the actual ****. How did he gain access to your house?

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 11 February 2018 23:52

unlocked front door, and his pic on welcome sign.

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 12 February 2018 10:37

Where do you think they were?

Lars93 18

Monday 12 February 2018 1:13

atleast you know he likes you

leeloo7 22

Monday 12 February 2018 1:24

OP: Let me check my remote ***** to make sure it wasn’t hacked yet

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 12 February 2018 2:09

This is more than a little disturbing to learn the guy you were crushing on was stalking you. While snooping through someone's phone is wrong, breaking into someone's house to take pictures of them is a greater wrong. I hope you kicked this guy to the curb when you found out. If not, do so now.