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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By babyscarface - 12/06/2016 15:48 - United States - Orange

Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML

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Just joking, dude!

By spacemanspiff78 - 31/10/2011 15:07

Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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On eggshells

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 18:59

did you slap him?

confusedAsFuck 34

Thursday 12 September 2013 19:33

I feel another FML coming "Today, I was standing in line at a grocery store, and I saw my wife. I wanted to surprise kiss her on the neck. It wasn't my wife and I got bitch slapped. FML"

Comments

i8urcookie 3

Friday 13 September 2013 3:43

lmfao i just seen an fml saying that this guy tryied to joke with his wife by kissing her on the neck and it turns out to be not his wife. lol i bet its this women.

fallatah 4

Friday 13 September 2013 3:51

Sounds like the beginning of a **** movie

icepanda 6

Friday 13 September 2013 4:32

creeping

jjames267 5

Friday 13 September 2013 4:37

i just doing the fml moderation helping select new fmls to be published. it said something like this "today at the grocery store I started kissing my wife's neck. it wasn't my wife. fml" lol that's good stuff

betterdaysahead 14

Friday 13 September 2013 6:00

you sound like a bitch I mean really your husband can't kiss you in public get real FHL if he has to deal with you.

caligirllife 11

Friday 13 September 2013 7:19

That's so creepy. I hope you kicked his ass. And then I hope your husband kicked his ass

katydid91 31

Friday 13 September 2013 8:08

This particular FML is so disturbing to me that even I feel violated. Definitely an award winning FML story.

Anarchy66 16

Friday 13 September 2013 9:22

Just saw an fml in the moderated section about some guy kissing a woman on the neck from behind in line at a store who he thought was his wife. I'm guessing that was the guy who was kissing you haha