By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
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Ugi 26

Well, at least you have a larger apartment now!

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DocBastard 38

I'm not sure how it works in China where you're from, but where I live that's called a PARTY. After an incident like that, drunken debauchery is mandatory. I don't make the laws, I just follow them.

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Golden_Rydes 3

Sounds like a Road Runner and Wyle E. Coyote episode.

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ashalayx 13

just get a cat and let it walk into their apartment and pee everywhere ☺️

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perdix 29

#22, or eat their fish.

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Ugi 26

Shhhhhhh! You'll get us all killed!

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perdix 29

#40, hey, it's not like I'm using the comments section to sneak in my multiply-rejected FML submission about me sitting at the coffee shop.

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Ugi 26

But look! Even my comment about my comment about the girl with the fish being deleted being deleted has been deleted! Or something.

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karlcolt45 19

for real what's up with the comments disappearing. I wish the moderator's would give some kind of explanation instead of just gestapo-ing them away

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Ugi 26

You see! It's a conspiracy I tell you!

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enddmd 27

#23 - Just let its first prey be their hamster!

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evilamoebaattack 20

okay, i'm sorry OP, but HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHA! get a better place to stay in, next time.

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perdix 29

I hope they had the decency to bring some beer to your place. And I'm referring to the pre-consumed type. Obviously, they are bringing over a lot of post-consumption intoxicants.

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foxy_grampa 19

I would say you can call the cops over that, but I'm not to sure about how that works in china. Like I don't know what all they would do for you.

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McNikk 15

Picturing this happening just makes me laugh.

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PunkySpunky78 15

To op Well yes it does suck but ydi because you chose seedy apt Seedy apt are known for poor quality of walls

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Start a beautiful brewing bromance

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buckdharma 37

I thought the Chinese were known for being great wall builders.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Did anybody see all of the empty FMLs with French options??

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Ugi 26

From the context, I guess you did.

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perdix 29

#41, no, but given your user name, I doubt you are lying.

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