Miscellaneous: Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken...

By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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Ugi 26

Friday 6 December 2013 16:22

Well, at least you have a larger apartment now!

DocBastard 38

Friday 6 December 2013 16:22

I'm not sure how it works in China where you're from, but where I live that's called a PARTY. After an incident like that, drunken debauchery is mandatory. I don't make the laws, I just follow them.

Comments

Ugi 26

Friday 6 December 2013 17:45

I wonder if it's the off-topicness that's getting all references to the amazing disappearing FML deleted? Let's try: To avoid having people smash through your walls, always read FMLs about girls who buy cats that eat their room-mate's fish and then watch as those FMLs are mysteriously deleted without trace, along with all comments about them and all comments about comments about comments about them. Stopwatches at the ready....

pcgwm 13

Friday 6 December 2013 17:49

Must suck, but hell it sounds so halarious

FemskyD 26

Friday 6 December 2013 18:49

Ahhaa sounds like people you can have a good night out with!

Cadillac4427 8

Friday 6 December 2013 19:18

I would ask where you are staying but then I see the location....were there no additional places that were better then one that has literally, a rotten wall?