Miscellaneous: Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street....

By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:20

Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.

asdfghjkkl 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:17

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FinnGirl12 2

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:39

This is definitely an MLIA, not an FML.

jacobwhatwhat 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:28

sounds like a good cop...not a douche

IkkeNS123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:35

I dont care if its an FML or not, these things make me laugh, so i wont complain (:

neon_shoes 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:13

OP means orignal poster. So that means limecat (the username) is the OP. It took me a while to figure that out too haha.

IkkeNS123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:40

& what does OP mean? :-P

neon_shoes 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:19

OP means orignal poster. So that means limecat (the username) is the OP. It took me a while to figure that out too haha. Sorry, the comment that I put above was meant to be a reply to this one. When I went to edit it, my time had already expired to edit it. Sorry, once again.

IkkeNS123 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:04

Thanks :D

fuckingshitt343 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:46

dude i've done that so many times? at least the cop was nice enough to tell you. i started reading this and thought he was going to like arrest you or something. not tell you that you left a sticker on your pants.

LolSarcasm 14

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:11

Well, at least he was nice enough to inform you. Though, that was a little creepy of him. But still nice.

falling_over 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:49

Why is this an FML? A cop stopped to tell you. Thats so nice of him, he could have ignored you. Worse case scenario, you walk the whole day with a sticker on your leg. I've done that on jeans, shirts, coats, a hundred times. Thats not an FML on its own, and it didn't even happen. What idiot moderator put this one through?