Transportation: Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble...

By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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By Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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lahp 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:16

so you lost a bag for helping a bag... see karma isnt fair..

hobos_R_us 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:25

why is it that when someone does something nice bad things happen in return?

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Coladex 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:12

First xO FYL, I hope you got yr bag back =/

KingAfter 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:28

I hope so too, but if she did, I guess she really got only the empty bag back and nothing else ;) FYL

dcbog123 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:09

Should've left her on her own, old people shouldn't leave the house anyway. All they do is cause trouble for other people and smell.

Egotistical 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:12

Sure....

lahp 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:16

so you lost a bag for helping a bag... see karma isnt fair..

cookiemonster17 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:41

karma is crap

bleedingcowz 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:20

well, shit really happens.

blakehilli8 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:22

lol ddsd first owmned

hobos_R_us 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:25

why is it that when someone does something nice bad things happen in return?

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:31

Because you touch yourself at night.

MimiKnox 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:23

AHAHAH!! best reply EVER!!!

timtam24 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:49

family guy ftw

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:58

You might want to cancel your credit cards.

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:01

Lol old people are no differant to young, except they are more clever at robberys

paks7 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:37

the old lady didnt steal the bag...

gilly011 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:19

YDI for being a good samaritan. ×) seriously, though, sucks for you, hope nothing valueable was in there

Bright_Lights 14

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:22

This is why I help nobody.

crazyjack 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:32

LOL @3

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