By 2013bchan41 - 19/07/2014 02:22 - United States - Elmont

Today, I was stuck in heavy traffic. Bored, I looked to my left and noticed someone who seemed to be asleep at the wheel. After staring for a bit, wondering how people can be so negligent, I ended up hitting the car in front of me. FML
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2013bchan41 tells us more.

Hey guys, this is the OP here, and this is actually my first FML ever :3 This actually happened to me back in September, I was on the highway on my way to school. What happened was the traffic was so bumper-to-bumper, due to a bigger accident ahead. I had my foot on the brake, so the car was stopped at the time (I wasn't driving while looking.) That's when I decided to look around and saw a lady with her eyes shut in the car next to me. I guess my foot slipped off the brake ever so slightly, because next thing I heard was a thump (the cars were so close together it happened in an instant.) Luckily we were able to pull over, and the lady didn't seem too angry at me. Neither of our bumpers were damaged too much, so I just called my dad and had her speak with him. In the end, I just paid them $600 instead of going to insurance, and my car (luckily) didn't suffer too much damage. Yes, I know it was my fault, and I've learned from my mistake, so now, even in heavy traffic, eyes on the road only!

Top comments

WinterBlue42 22

Because you clearly learned from your mistake, and it doesn't seem it was very serious. . FYL. Glad you took responsibility! :D

And in another car someone was watching you watch someone and thinking how negligent it was. Negli-ception!

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*you're. And also, *you're. You seem to not be paying attention either.

You could have honked the horn if you were that concerned. Sure, you would get a few nasty stares, but at least that person would be wide awake.

joemud 13

I hope no one was hurt! Just watch out next time op!

YDI for being hypocryte and for being distracted in traffic

Maccaroney 11

Congrats. You're the reason we have all these retarded safety laws.

yeah, safety's retarded. while your at it, don't wear condoms either. unwanted pregnancies and STD's are fun! don't have a designated driver, don't use potholders to take scalding sheets out of the oven. because safety is retarded

juturnaamo 29

He said safety laws were retarded, not safety. Fining someone for not wearing a condom, for instance, would be overreach.

juturnaamo 29

He said safety laws were retarded, not safety. Fining someone for not wearing a condom, for instance, would be overreach.

Is that intentional #17? If so, hilarious. :)

You must feel really silly and stupid too.

I thought the incorrect version was very satirical.