Miscellaneous: Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I...

By Studying is for crazy people. - 22/11/2014 04:36 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

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By Stressmess - 01/12/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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By Jaymail - 17/08/2020 08:01

Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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By macaroni17 - 10/04/2014 02:33 - United States - New Oxford

Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said "excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 02:58 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML

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By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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Library time

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 14:00

Today, after a long day, I decided to study. I was so tired and anxious that I couldn't. When I actually started, a neighbour started making a hole in his wall. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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colton_colton 50

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:23

Well did you answer back atleast?

hard_candy 25

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:25

i wonder what the cat was asking.

Comments

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:38

Great dedication on the studying, but don't forget the most important thing the night before is sleep!

brendejafulable 41

Sunday 23 November 2014 0:53

No Bueno.

vikky538 28

Sunday 23 November 2014 2:47

what do you say cat in Spanish..

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 25 November 2014 21:44

Es nombre 'gato'.

nevermindthemind 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 3:09

did you completed the completed the conversation?!

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 23 November 2014 3:57

Oh Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish.

justthinkalittle 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:43

Not an FML. Not even a first world "problem".... Soooo YDI

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Monday 24 November 2014 4:03

Closes textbook. Cat: “When the **** are you gonna feed me??!!!

sickmyduckplz 2

Monday 24 November 2014 19:27

I am PUSS . . . IN BOOTS!

papabear88 6

Tuesday 25 November 2014 22:30

"Quiero leche, senor!"

Epickitty58 29

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