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By Studying is for crazy people. - 22/11/2014 04:36 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

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By Stressmess - 01/12/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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By Jaymail - 17/08/2020 08:01

Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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By macaroni17 - 10/04/2014 02:33 - United States - New Oxford

Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said "excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML

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By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was in the bathroom trying to unclog my constipated ass when my cat pushed the door open and walked in. She sat and stared at me for a good 10 minutes. Then, as if she had seen enough, she started loudly meowing for no reason. It was like she was judging me for reading a book she didn't approve of. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 02:58 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML

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By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 14:00

Today, after a long day, I decided to study. I was so tired and anxious that I couldn't. When I actually started, a neighbour started making a hole in his wall. FML

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Saturday 22 November 2014 18:23

Well did you answer back atleast?

hard_candy 25

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:25

i wonder what the cat was asking.

Comments

fuckercakes 21

Saturday 22 November 2014 19:08

Tired or high? There's a small difference between the two.

razoray9 22

Saturday 22 November 2014 21:34

Maybe he's both

qdawg06 23

Saturday 22 November 2014 19:13

Maybe the cat was talking.

laaryssa 21

Saturday 22 November 2014 19:46

At least you understood if

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:39

I'm going to save you before the grammar Nazis attack, *it. Have a nice day :)

turtles4life 24

Sunday 23 November 2014 2:23

It wasn't a grammatical error, just a typo.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:25

It helps right?

J0K3R13 9

Saturday 22 November 2014 21:15

No te estaba hablando Estabas drogada jaja

scattah 1

Saturday 22 November 2014 21:16

"Señor, ¿podria dejar de chingar a su madre y darme de comer? gracias"

cmo333 10

Saturday 22 November 2014 21:26

Well If you could understand what the cat was saying, than you did some good studying.

Ichiya 29

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:40

then*

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:01

Op should be thankful that the cat was trying to help. A lot of cats would try and sabotage your work just out of spite & boredom.

Ichiya 29

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:37

It was probably speaking french then.

DaniX9 5

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:04

Sounds like a great study buddy!

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