Intimacy: Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in...

By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

Comments

amberita28 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:30

Obviously 5 seconds was not enough retard

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:36

Lmfao!! I think this an FML for your BF. I think he would have said " today me and my girlfriend decided to do 69 for the first time, while I was eating her **** she queefed in my mouth" FML

myk_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:44

yeah it's more like his life is ******.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:06

I bet he gave you a mouthfull about that!

baden18830 5

Monday 4 April 2011 7:25

ha, good pun

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:15

You'd better get a new boyfriend, but cut this one's tongue out, so word doesn't get around that you fart when getting eaten out.

LolAtYourFail 12

Friday 13 August 2010 1:48

He can't eat her out without a tongue smart one...

omg36 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 15:54

he means cut the old boyfriends tongue out. "smart one".

Fluffy_homan 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:16

Eh this has been done before... although I will say this, just because you feel gas, doesn't mean you gotta let it pass, just let it stew for a while, and it promises to bring you a great big smile =)... and will probably make your boyfriend happier

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:20

Ohhh... How mortifying. Don't feel bad. I did something embarrassing too, during 69 (non-fart related), but we both joke about it still today :D LMAO (blushing)!!!