Intimacy: Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in...

By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

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rolltide13 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:18

dumbass, that's all I gotta say

kp56789 0

Friday 25 December 2009 7:14

o my f ing god that is so awesome

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:42

Thats a deal breaker. As if a man doing oral wasnt bad enough. BTW, OP is a **** for having sex before getting married. To the man she is *******.

DanielleTheOne 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:55

wats the big deal if a mans giving oral??? so its ok for girls to get on their knees but guys shouldnt pleasure their ladies??? it has to be a 2 way street.. Also i respect you morals by not having sex till mariage but i think thats another 2 way street thing.. some of us dont want to wait so a bit of respect would be nice

Thebearjew1991Xx 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:35

@#62 shut the fuc up you act like eatin out a girl is not fun wich is bull cause it is unless she farts in your face lmfao

Secret_Life_24 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:57

Duddeee! im so sorry about that. haha me and my boyfrined just love love love! 69 (: and surprizingly i havnt farted yet. or done anything nasty. actually i was afraid the first time becaus i was afraid i was gonna taiste bad but obviously i didnt becaue he came back for more (: muaahaha! anyway sorry lol >Love.14.and.perfect(:

kujo7 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:27

THATS JUST RUDE

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 7:52

2 years ago some girl wore a 69 sweatshirt and everyone made fun of her. Funny shit, it reminded me ;)

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 7:58

If you're a fatty, its more like 68 ;)

rainbownorth 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:08

If he's any sort of man, he puts up with the smell and keeps going. I had this mate who was going out with a nympho, they wnt out to dinner for curry one night. He ends up getting a backseat BJ, and couldnt help but blow a gargantuan curry fart in her face. She didn't miss a beat. Now THAT is a champion lover.