By rainbows? more like shitstorms - 17/08/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9

I hate it when people don't flush. Age shouldn't matter because we were all supposed to be taught since a very young age.

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CastielJ 6

lol I thought of Skittles when I read your name..

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mrnuleef 7

Sorry to say it but your pain is my joy right now, this sounds like a scene from a comedy! Fyl, but im still lmao!

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linkinpark98 23

Damn it… I was eating chocolate Chex Mix until I read this FML…

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lovepandorasaver 11

Even the Fockers know that if its brown, flush it down.

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redneckEMT21 2

Couldn't you have saved time and they horror of seeing your Grandmoms leavings by just throwing up outside?

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cgabriel2821 0

haha shoulda invited them to tan with you

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's like a double-murder suicide.

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