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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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acid_fml 0

>.< I would have puked more!

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pkmlove 0

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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maddierox13 0

first... is the spray really that powerful??

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zach055 23

Sometimes I feel that way at lunch too, I just don't move for a few seconds and the feeling passes.

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dr_house_MD 0

except theres no school on saturdays

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_apecakez 0

well, atleast you could've tasted it again

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MaddieMonster 0

Exactly what I was thinking number 4.

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HelloStarshine 0

The FMLs don't necessarily have to be from today. The anecdote just requires it to start that way. OP: I'm so sorry.. That is horrible. I gagged while reading it.

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pkmlove 0

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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how_to_implode 17

The water gets sloshed around a bunch as it's sucked down, and some of it does end up spraying up. =/

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