Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding....

By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By appaluver - 03/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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MrConcise 34

Friday 1 May 2015 18:59

Hey, a man has to look good for his wedding. Now he's smokin'.

khorstmye 15

Friday 1 May 2015 18:58

How do you do that!?

Comments

HereNReady 13

Saturday 2 May 2015 9:06

Epic story

Pyneapple 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 10:39

"Accident" I think burn wounds are more terrible than being embarrassed. However, both are considered bad so fyl and fhl.

cookie1207 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 12:34

Awesome!! I wish there was an extra button so I could have pressed that!!!

muarif 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 13:06

At least the groom is "hot" enough for the bride ;)

apcsox 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:37

Boy, that escalated quickly!

Tsukiyomi 16

Saturday 2 May 2015 20:44

At least you can tell the the bride he was "smoking hot" BAD DUM TISH

noluckimblessed 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 22:36

you did it in purpose didn't you

HeroSpence 7

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:27

kind of worse for the groom...

kayj905 15

Sunday 3 May 2015 8:47

That escalated quickly

ladybugz23 13

Sunday 3 May 2015 18:52

did some one video it all?? so to post it on YouTube

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Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend’s locker during lunch. He shares a locker with my ex. I thought it would be funny to joke around with his Crocs and pretend to cut them. The Crocs cut. I’m now suspended, and I owe my ex a new pair of Crocs. FML

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