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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By Muwz - 13/08/2014 04:28 - France

Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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zoopooz 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

sudmanster 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

Wait, you're a guy?

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anonymous_girl15 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:52

hahhah, aww that sucks. :(

Atropos_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:01

#23, jellyfish can be hugeee. But yeah, like some others said, you should have noticed that the "jellyfish" wasn't stinging you.

dancin303 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:13

number 22 how did he throw it without getting stung and op good job smarty

fatalscape 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:34

Wow. Nice one. Hopefully they didn't see you being a girl. facebookthis.mybrute.com

crushedchris 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:20

YDI after I read "trying to impress some girls on the beach."

Blazin247 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:37

Totall Fail

ellebell 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:18

why do guys feel that they have to "impress" girls? seriously?!? its not that hard to say "your pretty" and give us chocolate to make an impression

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:00

Jellyfish don't wrap around their victims. Great job with that one.

Jareth_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:46

Niiiiiice

billiebob 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:16

uh nicee. i guess if you were kind of dumb then you might have know that jellyfish dont wrap. i guess you arent that smart

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